Finally!
The People’s Red Head has come back to
The Weigh-In!
Last weekend was a big weekend in
MMA as
UFC 218 got underway in the homeland of
The People’s Red Head. Brand new
Little Caesars Arena in
Detroit, Michigan hosted a dynamite
UFC 218 fight card.
The main event was
Holloway vs. Aldo II. We are not one to spread rumors, but
Aldo has never been the same since the
UFC adopted their strict anti-doping policy. You did not hear this from us though. We are sure that everyone prior to the anti-doping age was on the level. By level, we are referring to the
Jersey Shore level of
Matthew Ward, whom is seen with syringes hanging out of his ass from time to time. (J/K)
(Matt Ward - Not Pictured)
Holloway vs. Aldo II
As many already know,
Holloway previously defeated
Aldo, but
Aldo was granted a rematch for some odd reason. The second fight was everything the fans wanted, with the outcome that was pretty much expected. A three round war ensued, and this fight is now a candidate for fight of the year.
The match opened with
Aldo looking good.
Aldo threw heavy hands and was landing well.
Aldo’s defense also looked good and he was able to avoid most of
Holloway’s attacks in rounds one and two. However, much like their first fight, Aldo did not throw his legendary leg kicks, which experts felt would be his key to victory in the rubber match.
By the third round,
Aldo slowed, and
Holloway looked fresher than the
Snuggle Bear during a
Downy commercial.
Holloway eventually found a home for his attack on
Aldo’s face.
Holloway earned a third-round stoppage due to punches. If you did not know,
Holloway is an animal. He has won 12 straight inside the octagon.
Holloway looks to be tougher than my mother’s overcooked beef during Friday night dinner. One of the dream fights we all want is
Holloway vs. McGregor. However, in the post fight interview,
Holloway advised his fans that he is operating under the assumption that
McGregor will not be returning to the octagon. We can all still dream though.
Alistair Overeem took on
Francis Ngannou
This was the co-main event at
UFC 218.
Overeem, the former champ was looking to regain his position in the top of the division. However,
Ngannou has other plans for the hall of famer.
Ngannou ended
Overeem’s night at 1:42 of round one with a devastating left hook. The hook hit
Overeem so hard, that I evacuated my own bowels due to the blow.
Ngannou has put the division and the world on notice. This man is dangerous and highly skilled. Everything is more deadly in the heavyweight division, but
Ngannou is still terrifying. After his knock out of
Overeem, I find myself locking the deadbolt at night. Following the win, it is rumored that
Ngannou will get a title shot against
Stipe Miocic. We hope this rumor is true, as the fight would promise to be amazing.
(Dustin Johnson Scared Straight)
Ngannou has put the division and the world on notice. This man is dangerous and highly skilled. Everything is more deadly in the heavyweight division, but
Ngannou is still terrifying. After his knock out of
Overeem, I find myself locking the deadbolt at night. Following the win, it is rumored that
Ngannou will get a title shot against Stipe Miocic. We hope this rumor is true, as the fight would promise to be amazing.
Henry Cejudo vs.
Sergio Pettis
Cejudo vs. Pettis went the distance.
Pettis is an up and comer who is loaded with talent. However,
Cejudo is a crafty veteran who has spent most of this time at the top of the 125-pound division. This fight lived up to it’s billing. Both men are explosive and exciting, and they did not disappoint.
While
Pettis did well on his feet,
Cejudo took him down and held him down often.
Pettis appeared to have no answer for the ground game of
Cejudo, and not to take anything away from him, because many in the division cannot solve the
Cejudo wrestling game. The final round was more of the same, dominating ground game from
Cejudo. The judges felt same,
Cejudo won by unanimous decision.
Eddie Alvarez vs. Justin Gaethje
One of the biggest fights of the evening was
Alvarez vs. Gaethje. This fight did not get enough hype for my liking.
Gaethje is the former long time
World Series of Fighting titleholder. He has spent his career undefeated, which many felt was due to lack of competition in the
World Series of Fighting promotion.
However, he takes on all challengers, and found himself squaring off against former champion,
Eddie Alvarez. Like
Gaethje’s mom told him, there would be days like this; he was still devastated by a knock out loss to
Alvarez. However, this fight was epic!
Round one starts with
Gaethje utilizing leg kicks that had immediate impact on
Alvarez.
Gaethje also found a home for his punches in the early stages of round one. However, as the round progressed,
Alvarez invested in bodywork, which paid dividends not only at the end of round one, but in the later rounds as well.
Round two was perhaps the most exciting round.
Gaethje went right back to leg kicks to open the round.
Gaethje also found a home for his heavy right hand. However, as he was having success,
Alvarez landed a big upper cut. As the round progressed,
Alvarez began sitting behind his jab. The round ends with
Alvarez once again putting in work to
Gaethje’s body.
Round three was thrilling!
Gaethje landed huge shots, including two uppercuts. It looked like
Alvarez was going down. However, they got into a clench, and
Alvarez lands a knee that ended
Gaethje’s night. The knee came right through
Gaethje’s guard, making
Alvarez victorious by knock out victory.
Paul Felder vs. Charles Oliveira
Another fight on the card that went under the radar was
Felder vs. Oliveira.
Felder, who recently made his commentating debut, returned to action against the dangerous
Oliveira.
Oliveira might have some of the most devastating leg kicks in the division. He opened up with them in round one.
Oliveira also dragged
Felder down, but
Felder was able to get back to his feet.
Felder had great success on his feet, as he made
Oliveira eat a couple of left hooks.
In round two,
Oliveira shot for a take down against
Felder, with no success. It is unclear whether
Oliveira was tired, or what was going on, but
Felder’s attack was relentless as they rolled around on the ground.
Felder gained the top position and began raining down elbows on
Oliveira. The elbows eventually forced
Oliveira to tap.
I am so proud of
Felder, aka, the
Other People’s Red Head. That is right folks, we gingers cheer for one another, when we are not stealing your souls. Of course,
Felder has had his ups and downs, but this was a good win. He is really coming into his own, and hopefully a big name fight is next for
Felder.
(Dustin Johnson Circa 1989)
Special Thanks To:
Matthew Walker of the
Meat Sweats Podcast
https://www.spreaker.com/user/10263246/meat-sweats-1
Pappy Van Winkle
Women who don’t make men wear condoms
Paul Felder for being a ginger titan
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