Finally!
The People’s Red Head has come back to
The Weigh-In.
Happy New Year! With 2018 upon us, we cannot help but think of what could be the best fights this year. In between what is known as nocturnal emissions, I have dreamed about 2018, and the fights I want to see. After careful review, please check out my top ten dream fights below:
#10
Tyron Woodley vs. Georges St-Pierre
As
Erykah Badu said, you better call on Tyron(e).
Woodley does not get enough credit. When I lay down to sleep at night, I think about him and
St-Pierre. After typing that last sentence, I stand by it. Listen up fans, do not worry if I dream of men in my sleep.
This matchup would pit two explosive wrestlers against one another.
St-Pierre has bulked up, and looked great in his win against
Bisping.
Woodley has now defeated
Stephen Thompson twice, and awaits a big name fight, which he deserves. This fight would go a long way to cementing
Woodley’s status as one of the best of all time. However, no one knows what lies next for
St-Pierre.
St-Pierre reminds me of my absentee father. It is the holiday season and one never knows if he will show or not. All of a sudden, you get surprised,
St-Pierre appears to fight, much like my father appears in my life. Nevertheless,
Woodley would take this fight, and I would love for
St-Pierre to get on board.
#9
Urijah Faber vs. T.J. Dillashaw
Faber coming out of retirement to fight
Dillashaw would be a treat to all fans. This fight has all the fixings of an instant classic. Plus, after the rift that
Dillashaw has created at
Team Alpha Male,
Faber has stated he is willing to settle their differences in the
Octagon.
When I think of
Faber coming out of retirement to face
Dillashaw, I get full pants people. This fight has a little something for everyone. There is the drama of being former teammates, the endless shit talk, and now, a rumor
Dillashaw aborted
Faber’s love child. One of those items above may not be true. Would
Dillashaw entertain this match? I think that due to his lack of draw, he should consider this bout.
Faber is a fan favorite and still capable of drawing pay-per-view numbers.
#8
Anderson Silva vs. Chris Weidman 2.5
I know that this one is questionable, but it is my article, and I will write what I want.
Silva, who may be the most talented fighter to ever grace
MMA has a lot of mileage on him. He has also recently been popped for violation of the
UFC’s anti-doping policies. However, as a fan, this fight has never sat well with me.
In their first match,
Weidman knocks out
Silva while
Silva is clowning him. Up to that point, it can be argued that
Silva was dominating
Weidman. In the second fight,
Silva broke his leg, putting an end to the bout. One wonders if steroids caused brittle bones? Let us not worry about the science behind the previous question. It is neither here, nor there.
This is a fight I would love to see, but it will never happen. At this point, we are not even certain if we will see
Silva in the octagon again. He was once again popped for violation of the
UFC’s anti-doping policy. However, I will always wonder if he did not clown
Weidman, would he have remained undefeated?
#7
Matt Ward vs. Steve Ward
Close friends of the “Brothers Ward” know that this bout has been brewing for years. This rivalry dates back to the early 90's, and while they are both on the decline physically, the general public would still love to see this fight happen in 2018. However, as both brothers now train out of different gyms, we are not sure it will ever happen.
Who could forget the 2014 road trip to L.A. when
Steve got pissed over
Matt listening to the
Jerky Boys, and drinking all of the sake L.A. had to offer. This match also materialized again in 2016, when scandal erupted between the two siblings. Surveillance video revealed
Matt Ward doing something that can only be described as huffing
Steve’s underpants. An irate
Steve Ward pushed
Matt, but this domestic disturbance was broken up by the police, leaving the fans curious of what could have been.
#6
Dominick Cruz vs. Demetrious Johnson
After losing his belt to
Garbrandt, we have not seen
Cruz back in action. For my money, he is still one of the best in the bantamweight division. Who would not want to see these two tangle again? Fans may remember that
Cruz handed
Johnson his last loss back in 2011.
Johnson has ran through the flyweight division and needs a challenge. I’m not sure if Cruz could make the weight, but a catch weight bout would be sensational. This is the type of match where belts do not matter. This is a match that would allow both men to get paid, and I’m sure that fans everywhere want to see this match happen. Both fighters are future hall of famers, and frankly, this is the fight that would propel them into the upper echelon of UFC popularity.
#5
Ronald McDonald vs. Hamburglar
Another match that has been brewing for years is
Ronald McDonald versus the
Hamburglar. This is not just a match made for
WWE 2K17; this is a match that all fast food enthusiasts want to see. We all know that gingers are awesome, and as such,
Ronald McDonald would be the favorite. He brings food, folks, and fun to everyone.
However, the
Hamburglar feels like he has been overshadowed for years. He has a lot of animosity toward
Ronald, and feels he should be
McDonald’s number one spokesman. If that was not enough,
Hamburglar has been accused of gross embezzlement. It is rumored that he has embezzled millions of dollars in hamburgers since the late 80's.
Ronald has been attempting to take the high road. He contends there is no feud between the two. However, those closest to him report that the feud is still alive and well. Even more, the Ronald camp dropped a bomb when they reported to The Weigh-In that Ronald refers to the Hamburglar as a beefer. For those who do not know, that is racially derogatory term for white hamburger enthusiasts. It is shocking to hear the family friendly clown speak with such a tone, but not surprising given the history of these two. Lets hope 2018 is the year they squash the beef.
#4
Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar
Holloway is fresh off his second successful victory over
Jose Aldo. The Hawaiian looks unstoppable and willing to fight anyone. In fact, the last time I was this excited about something coming out of Hawaii was when I first tried Spam. I should also mentioned I am a huge
B.J. Penn fan. He was amazing!
Holloway has really grabbed the torch and ran with it, representing Hawaii with extreme dominance of the featherweight division. Who better to test the Hawaiian than New Jersey’s own, Frankie “The Answer” Edgar? One may recall, Edgar had previous success against another Hawaiian, B.J. Penn. This fight bodes the question of can he transfer his previous success against the hard-hitting Holloway?
This fight was actually supposed to take place, but Edgar recently suffered an orbital bone fracture, forcing him to pull out. This infuriated the Ward brothers as everyone knows, they do not believe in pulling out. We wish Edgar a speedy recovery and truly hope this fight gets underway in 2018.
#3
Luke Rockhold vs. Daniel Cormier
While I am aware they train out of the same camp, a fan can dream.
Rockhold against
Cormier would be an amazing show down. We have two world-class wrestlers who know each other’s game. This fight would promise to be an excellent display of the ground game.
However, it will never happen, but is on my dream list due to Cormier not currently having anyone throw down within his own division. I feel Luke would make a worthy opponent for Cormier. While it will never happen, fans can dream of what it would be like. Both men are highly skilled and truly terrifying inside the Octagon.
#2
Conor McGregor vs. Tony Ferguson
McGregor has his choice of anything he wants to do. He recently said he would be seen inside the
WWE. He followed that up with stating his next fight would be an
MMA match. With the entire landscape of the sport being his oyster, there are so many options for him to choose from. However, to me, it would make the most sense that he take on
Tony Ferguson.
Ferguson is one of the scariest fighters on the planet. He has no flaws in his game. On top of that, he has cardio that lasts for days, which tends to cause problems for McGregor. Whether this fight will happen remains unknown. However, this fight could have just as easily been in my number one slot.
This fight would promise to be a good ole fashioned slugfest. I for one think that Ferguson could match McGregor on the feet, and more importantly, would be willing to do so. Not only would this match be one of the largest pay-per-view draws, it would require me to constantly change out of my wet pants, should it actually come to fruition.
#1
Jon Jones vs. Brock Lesnar
No one knows what the future holds for
Jon Jones. His punishment for his latest anti-doping violation has still not been determined. Due to this, who knows when, or if we will ever see
Jones in the
Octagon again? However, all fans want to see him take on
Brock Lesnar.
This fight would promise to be the biggest UFC bout of all time. However, both men have their PED issues, which may prevent this dream bout from ever unfolding. If they did square up, it would be amazing. Jon Jones can stand and bang, and he is also capable of wrestling with Lesnar. Jones is so versatile that one wonders if he could dominate Lesnar the way he has the rest of the UFC.
While I do believe Jones vs. Lesnar belongs in the number one dream slot, it is not likely we will ever see it, truly making it a dream. At this point, I just hope Jones gets to fight again in the UFC. However, if Jones is able of a return, perhaps the two could make arrangements to fight in Japan, where I hear they are a little lax on their performance enhancing drug testing.
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