Finally! The Real People’s Red Head has come back to The
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McGregor allows Nurmagomedov to challenge him tonight. You
fans of The Weigh-In are in for a special treat. You are not going to see the
headlines that every other combat website has going on right now. We here at
The Weigh-In pride ourselves on honest reporting without fear of consequences.
What I am referring to is the fact that every other news
outlet is referring to this as the biggest fight of all time. Give me a fucking
break. If this match ends up breaking any records it has everything to do with
McGregor’s star power and nothing to do with Nuragomedov. Honestly, as we find
ourselves on the eve of the fight, I am still shocked it is happening. Are we
actually going to see Nuragomedov be healthy and report for a major fight?
I take nothing away from Nuragomedov. It is no secret he is
a fucking magician on the ground. However, if we truly breakdown these
individuals, we have to discuss everything. Khabib has constantly folded under
pressure, though his record may not reflect this fact. How soon we forget that
Nuragomedov was slated to go against Tony Ferguson four different times. This
match never happened due to a series of odd injuries and horrific weight cuts.
So let us all assume Nuragomedov makes it to the fight
tonight and UFC 299 goes off without a hitch. What are we talking about now? I
for one think, and I am willing to put it out there, McGregor wins! That is
right, I am man enough to fucking pick a winner and put my name on it. I am not
solely picking McGregor because we have so much in common and both are from
Irish decent. Rest assured, the list of things McGregor and I have in common
are fucking down right eerie. Please see my list below:
Both of us
have huge wrenches
Both have
hot wives
Both came
to takeover
Both start
the day off with a bowl of lucky charms
Both have
pots of gold hidden all over the fucking globe
I am picking McGregor because he will once again prove that
he is meant to be on the big stage and is one of the best students of mixed
martial arts. Nuragomedov is likely to find himself in a similar situation as
Eddie Alvarez, gun shy on the ultimate stage in a battle against the UFC’s
biggest star. Let us also not forget McGregor is now fighting because it is in
his blood.
Think about that last sentence people. McGregor is cashing
more checks and breaking more necks than a helicopter salesman at the Catalina
wine mixer. McGregor does not have to fight but he is choosing to fight.
Everything the man touches turns to fucking gold. I personally hope that he is
motivated by how big this event is. The size of this event has little if
anything at all to do with Nuragomedov. It pains me to write it people, but it
is true. Nuragomedov lost his fan base when the Ferguson fight was cancelled
for a fourth time.
Now, he does little if anything to promote this fight.
However, the comments he does make sound as if he thinks this is the biggest of
the fight all time due to his star power. Other sites will not tell you that
this is simply untrue. McGregor is a fucking star and Nuragomedov is someone we
all admire but lets us down when it counts.
Let me actually get into to some fight styles regarding this
pending bout. Nuragomedov is a ground specialist and if he takes McGregor down
and smothers him, it will likely lead him to victory. The question in this
fight is going to be one of whether or not Nuragomedov can get in to drag
McGregor down. Everyone fears this matchup for McGregor but I think McGregor
will rise to the challenge once again.
McGregor’s left cross has goodnight implications. In fact,
his power is so dangerous that Will Smith is considering starring in a movie
where he plays a physician with a terrible accent studying brain trauma in the
individuals McGregor has put to sleep. We do not fact check people, but we do
call it as we see it. Honestly, everything you read everywhere else does not
matter. This fight will come down to who imposes their will. Do not buy into
Nuragomedov having a much improved stand up because if he was focused on that
during training camp, he has already lost.
McGregor does not participate in fights without knowing how
to cut to the core of his opponents. DO not concern yourself with the ground
game of McGregor. None of this shit matters. This fight comes down to the stage
and movement of McGregor. With the tools that we all have seen from beginning,
he sends Nuragomedov packing and then truly prepares for the biggest fight of
all time, and it’s against Tony Ferguson.
McGregor wins by knockout in the second round, count on it.
Justindamous has spoken…
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